I Am Acting Like a Lady
 MOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic women. 4 D+ s# `1 M  t3 Q% o" ^
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He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowed.
"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"

"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."


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一天，远东百货公司的女装大减价，一位高贵的中年男士想给太太买一件。可是，没过多久，他发现自己已被疯狂的女人冲得踉踉跄跄。 , S* f# o$ f8 b! R3 V$ z5 h
他竭力忍耐着。后来，他低下头，挥动双臂，挤过人群。 
你干嘛？”有人尖声叫道，“你难道不能表现得象位绅士吗？” 听着，”他说，“我已经象绅士一样表现了一个小时。从现在起，我要表现得象个女士!"